I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

I wish I could star this more.

I want Kris to get two granddaughters from them that look just like Chyna.

Maybe he saw on Jez that Kris was on her way over.

Q: Could they be any cuter?

Wow. That's so wild. I'm happy the tpb guys were supportive. Heartwarming and breaking

I’m glad. I hope that the women he abused and terrorized get justice. And I really have to hand it to Lucy DeCoutere, aka Lucy from Trailer Park Boys. She spoke out about his abuse of her when this story broke and went public, and she went to the police about it. She’s a kickass lady, and she encouraged other victims…

She was very quirky/charming on Amazon’s Prime’s “Togetherness”. That show isn’t very relatable to me, but the cast, Amanda Peet, Melanie Lynsky, Mark Duplass, even Peter Gallagher are great.

In a similar vein, I’d love to see Mary Steenburgen on WWHL.

Susan and Carol are both on my list of “Women I Want to Be When I Grow Up”.

Carol Burnett can wear slippers and still be the best dressed anywhere, legend.

So is Rita Wilson. So, how???

Last night Sarandon was nominated for a SAG for her performance in The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe;

It didn’t really dawn on me because it was so strange to turn around and see Eric Clapton waiting for a limo. Plus, “I have a theory that you killed a bunch of people” is a bad opener, even for me.

Also Jamocha shake! Better than any other fast food shake and any Starbucks frappachino.

My 18-month old likes to put a dish rag over her head and then walk into a wall.

The US government helped create crack cocaine and introduced it to the inner-cities in the 80's.

I believe the primary governments of the world maintain perpetual states of war to maintain an industry and moral that provides the governing class with its lifestyle and that they see the world as three populations: 1. Governing class; 2. Governed class; 3. Expendable class.