So much cringe-y YES!!!

Random, but can we include Patti Stanger aka “The Millionaire Matchmaker” in this stinkfest? For some reason she just came to mind and I felt the strongest urge to Febreeze my surroundings.

I just glanced at that logotype in the ad at first and thought it was a story about Chik Fil A.

Amen. Good I meet someone who loooooves her, I immediately move that person into the “lovely meeting you but we probably are going to remain acquaintances” brain file. One of my closest friends was made after I heard her casually quote Jeri Blank.

Imagine her and Danielle Staub together. I would voluntarily give up the sense of smell (and I don’t say that lightly. I’m the smell-whisperer of my family)

I see a squirrel

As a cat, I think of myself as hate based.

You’re right. It shouldn’t. I also don’t think she is fat. My gf is a tad bigger than she is and I’ve never thought she was what most people consider “fat.” Of course, convincing her of that is a nightmare. I’ve got every other company on the planet to thank for that.

We need to see more than one body type. Let’s see tall, short, fat, thin, lean, curvy, or even physically disabled. Let’s get comfortable seeing different types of bodies because that is what people look like. This girl should not get abuse because she doesn’t fit the norm people are used to. She’s not promoting…

My only problem here is that the bathing suit is awful.

Maybe I’m wrong or (to be frank) simply looking for more depth from an actress and writer whose movies I like, but her apology seems to suffer from the same problem as her original statements.

High five to dad. And to mom.

Delta Dawn, Lucille, Sweet Caroline, The Gambler, Me and Bobby McGee and anything by Henry “John Denver” Deutschendorf were our official family trip car songs. We would sing really loudly to mask the sounds of my sisters and I beating the tar out of each other. Rule was, you had to sing through the pain.

Never say never.

For a second there I thought you were responding to my cousin’s oral sex Facebook posts he sends to his girlfriend. That seriously weirded me out because I already know too damn much about his sex life.

She’ll probably rent Norway.

Mariah shut down Disneyland to renew her vows to Nick Cannon so I can only imagine what her actual wedding will be like. I’m sure she’ll spend the equivalent of Norway’s GDP on it tho.

Miranda Lambert would like you to know that she has a boyfriend and, more importantly, a dog named Delta Dawn.