for the record and to the world’s relief, I do not have kids.

Beautiful description of your wardrobe sections. Particularly love the real world pile and I truly identify with you!

You’re such a bad parent who didn’t raise your kids right from the get-go. Just kidding. Sort of.

Whenever we get new bedding, my dog likes to pick a particular spot, lick it repeatedly to weaken the fabric (I guess?), then tear/chew holes. I really want nice bedding, but I am also a softie who likes warm doggy cuddles in the night.

Our Harvey works out his Asshole Quota by lying on warm clean laundry and biting holes in all our undies and pajamas.

Have you ever thought of just closing your bedroom door? My cats are banned from my bedroom because they can’t behave. Also, I refuse to be woken up at 5 AM.

My asshole cat will pee on any laundry left out on the floor or anywhere she can reach. It has to be hung up or in a hamper. That cured us of leaving laundry out! Want her? I'll sub her out for 6 month contracts. ;)

He looks like he’s surprised that he’s a Hemsworth brother.

Sweets and chocolate are outlawed, along with dairy products, salt and preservatives

I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

Thank you, I love your story, and I understand.

So a FB conversation lead me down a strange path. Do you still have your childhood ‘Woobie’? Be it a blanket, stuffed animal (or as the kids call them today a stuffie)? So what happened, a former colleague posted a pic of her new puppy and it reminded me so much of my old Woobie that I said I still had such a stuffed…

ATTENTION EVERYONE

My head has a tendency to focus on the negative, too. I started focusing on small, good things that I did or happened to me instead of the negative. A lot of the stress I used to be under is gone making it easier to manage my emotions. It’s weird how stress can bleed into other parts of your life.

I flat out deleted OKC after my last break up, I was getting next to no messages except from foreign guys from places like India and Pakistan... which, frankly, I don’t get and always blocked immediately.

Hubs is sick in bed, so I’m eating a takeout hamburger and truffle fries from a nearby hotel restaurant, because I can. I’ve been thinking a lot about 2016, and my goal this year is to let go of the bad. I have a tendency to hold on to negativity, giving myself terrible anxiety and generally filling my headspace with…

THIS. THIS is what I thought would happen if we ever kissed but it just went on and on.

Thank you so much for the response and letting me know someone can relate. I bet I am the same person, haha. I really appreciate you taking the time to say this- I don’t really have any friends to vent to and I live in an area where I don’t know anyone. So thank you! And I hope 2016 is awesome for you as well. :)

You know what makes me, personally, fat? Happiness. When I was at my most neurotic I was rail thin. When I use my time on things that make me happy I focus less on my body, and it does what it does and I don’t care. Because I’m happy. And though I would like to get more exercise in my life, it’s because exercise is…