teen me:

That sounds like reason enough to go to Switzerland. I do love these dogs!

I once sent Jimmy MacNichol a necklace I lovingly made for him. What can I say, it was the ‘70s.

AMAZING. I was actually really surprised no one had already made a dick-eating Cookie Monster .gif, but I guess that’s probably a good thing.

What is it about us that makes people so mad?

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Bring back Shade Court before I rip my own face off out of frustration.

A fuckboy is a guy that can’t get no love from me, hanging out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me.

I always thought the male version of a Basic Bitch was a Basic Bitch but Fuckboy is pretty good too.

I am laughing so hard that I am crying.

Dying here! Thank you, I needed a good laugh this morning!!!

Stephanie, you really do not need to cry over Bobby Flay. He looks like a botoxed alligator and is a shitheel to boot. Literally everyone hates Bobby Flay.

Manning’s Papa John’s franchises are actually just fronts for HGH dealing. All the toppings are laced with hormones.

“a royal bitchfest”

Is it because or in spite of my love for Giada that I would die to have been seated near ADA Alex Cabot and the other one to hear them bitching about her?

I would hate to see what this Sri Lankan President would do if a real cocksman like Tom Jones ever performed there.

In my head this plays out like a Bollywood movie but with hula dancing.

When I was in high school, a major brawl among the various Hawaiian clans broke out on campus one day, far too large and widespread for school security or the tiny local police force to contain. So the school called the kids’ parents. And the kids’ parents showed up, and promptly joined the fight. Good memories!

We’re told the 2 have become fast friends and have bonded over water ... and lots of it.