The first thing I saw him in was House of Wax. He played Elisha Cuthbert’s brother but they were both so beautiful I just wanted them to do some sex together.
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Remember when Jax was the worst human this show offered?
I think dying in your sleep as a grandparent counts among the best possible death scenarios.
How I picture Ellie and Joanna
My phone does that automatically once it detects I am travelling over 20 MPH. It took me about 3 months to realize it.
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Not sure if this counts, but I lived in Seattle working retail for two years, and wasn’t making enough to afford a plane ticket home. So for Christmas, I made plans for some friends to come to my place so we could all commiserate. I made dinner, this unnecessarily complex version of eggplant parm that calls for…
Confession: I do this every summer. You feel crazy great, you eat all the fruits and veggie and sprouts and have fun with alternate sandwiches, nut milk, smoothies and your skin looks awesome.
I love the typo hare to the throne, like I’m now picturing them raising a bunny as their child and insisting everyone act like it’s a real baby. “Umm his name is Saint, have some respect”
Holly and I were Facebook friends. Holly was really nice. I’m fucking staggered. I gave up Facebook ages ago, so we hadn’t spoken in a while.
Transgender actress Holly Woodlawn died at age 69 on Sunday. One of Andy Warhol’s muses, she appeared in films by…
Yeah I’m... confused. I thought that piece was supposed to be satire but everyone here is commenting like it wasn’t?
Oh, hai; mark?!
You’re spelling it wrong. It’s more like “Oh, hai Mark.”
Oh, Hi Mark.
That picture of him gets more and more creepy each time it’s used.
I see you are not too familiar with the last little piece of New England called Greenwich. Bush family fits in to that culture, like shit in an outhouse.
Amaranth is fucking gross. I was in the bulk aisle of WF getting some goddamn split peas for the soup I make, and there was some dude there with his girlfriend.