There’s also something creepy about the subtle “accidental pregnancies may make some childfree-by-choicers someone embrace motherhood” message. Sure, it’s true for some, but overall, isn’t giving women as much control over what happens to their body as possible for the best?

For real. I don’t know any Disney Obsessed Adults (DOAs??) who I would consider normal, functional, members of society. They’re all at the very least a little off.

IM SO EXCITED for my dad to watch this and then tell me alll about it. He’s seen like every hallmark Christmas movie multiple times. He's going on a hunting trip for a week and he told me today he was kind of disappointed that he was going to miss out on a week of hallmark Christmas movies

I fucking love Kesha. She is amazing live, too!

Yup! And you don’t.

I was at a rush week party, considering joining because college experience reasons and..probably just because of Animal House, to be honest. I brought this really cute girl I had been fawning over since move in week when I saw her struggling with furniture and helped her move some stuff into her dorm room. I was so…

“We acknowledge that these problems are often caused by some of our members’ inability to self-govern and adhere to basic membership expectations.”

I wanted to quote the Simpsons Spinoff Showcase to show how much I love your name, but I couldn’t choose. It is off the charts on the Lovematic Grandpa, y’all.

They should have cut out the middle man and gone straight to John Waters.

I’m imagining the “love America or leave it” Cracker Barrel customer learning the restaurant is majority-owned by an Iranian-born man.

NO

Hahahah NO getting herpes from a celebrity in royal oak and then moving to NYC and suing them is the definition DUH

I thought they were suing a celebrity, though...

Totally, because he’s just layering pictures of the injuries on top of an uninjured (famous) face. Wounds like that would leave your entire face swollen, discolored and unrecognizable, not just “ouchie” to look at. A realistic photo of somebody that beaten up would have people going “she’s familiar looking but I can’t…

A year or two ago, I saw an ad on TV that talked about financial abuse. I don’t remember the details, but I remember thinking that it was spot-on based on the abused women that I have known. We need to see more ads like that.

If you don’t show injuries, you have no legal recourse. I remember when I finally managed to break the silence, some of my family members refused to believe me (my ex was a master gaslighter). My sister even said to me, “Are you trying to impress me with how abused you were?” Even my divorce lawyer, a woman, blamed me…

Except the implication is that the celebrity’s husband/partner did this. I don’t much care for Kanye West, but someone who is not an abuser should not be implicated in this way.

Beyoncé is just going through that thing where she’s maybe just a little jetlagged and isn’t getting more than two full hours asleep at a go in their bed and Jay Z is usually her snuggle bumpkin but the bedroom’s been in the same configuration for two and a half years and she needs to rearrange it in order to be able…

my friend is living in a separate bedroom relationship and LOVING THE EVERLOVING SHIT out of it.

If I had as much money as Bey and Jay I would have TWO ROOM PER PERSON. TWO ROOMS AND AN EN SUITE EACH. Because why have that much money and still share a bed with someone when you can have a triple king size and your own clubhouse all to yourself?

I probably shouldn’t get married.