LOL. Your story of hot uncle bill tickles me so much
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I suddenly got it the first time I made a good friend who not only was Christian but had never known a Jewish person before. For a couple years, pretty much every conversation we had would include some mention of the latest Jew-related thing she saw somewhere. Like I should automatically be interested in everything…
“Even if you in a Benz, you still a ni**a in a coupe”
YES. The whole time. You can tell she is doing her best to be polite for tv, but inside she’s like, “wowww these white people are duuuummmmmmbbbbbbb”
She’s like, “Are you getting this? Hey, camera one- can you believe this nonsense?”
“No. Do you make crackers Brian?”
i need a gif of that sideeye. like YESTERDAY.
can’t think about F&F with out SNL
That little girl’s face. Wow.
Gross/Great- Thanksgiving Casserole
This isn’t complicated. It is the ultimate nostalgia food for my family but it is definitely the whitest of white foods
Hmmmm. I love cabbage, but I detest beets, Beets are the devil’s doots.
I’m with you on the cabbage - German grandmother. My brother describe her typical beef and cabbage recipe as: take a hunk of beef and a head of cabbage and cook them for 3 months. I would add that if you added any seasoning including salt and pepper, my grandmother would disown you.
Weird, at dinner last night my son’s girlfriend used the word moist in a sentence and then gave his some obvious side-eye, which made me wonder if perhaps he was one of those folks. I was going to ask him about that, but let it go, because, alcohol.
Counter argument: I like my sandwiches to have a crunch. There’s nothing crunchy about (normal) thanksgiving foodstuffs. Lettuce is used for that reason.
It’s a terrible word on it’s own. Add in “maker” and have the words coming out of Ross Gellar’s stupid fucking face? I just involuntarily clenched so hard I think I may have ruptured my vagina.
Sandwich, bah. I have already celebrated the most important day of the year: Pie For Breakfast Day.
There is hope. Alison from Intervention is doing marvelously.
maybe him and gigi will be the next sid and nancy
I have the same nose stud as Zayn, I believe. and how do we know REALLY that those are gigi’s glasses, those are non-prescription right? they could be ANYONES. anyway zayn is beginning to look more and more like a guy I know who still huffs duster.