OMGZ FABULOUS!

“Sister dish” I love it.

HAHA EWW “think about it” the WORST

It was pretty good! It was better when mixed with the “steely dan” beer which made it into a “steely danzig”

No plate shots (we use paper plates and just pile food on top of itself) but here’s a good turkey shot, with a side of whiskey glazed carrots and child face.

Ugh. Not funny, Jason.

We are all alone on Turkey Day, Mr. Smuttins and me, and it is quiet, peaceful, and a bit lonely if I’m honest.

My husband was pissed at his mom, he didn't speak to her for years after that. I never got an apology from her, her excuse was that she was high and she didn't remember much about it

I was 19 and just found out that I was pregnant, this was my very first holiday away from home and it was also the first time I met my husband’s extended family. My husband was in Germany about to deploy to Iraq, so I stayed in the states and lived with his mom. I didn’t have a good relationship with my mom so this…

Every family has had rolls turn into “Hockey Pucks” at least once. The true horror is the my shithead cousin that has been asking “who brought the hockey pucks this year” for the last 30 years. Fuck you Jason, I hope your wife doesn’t introduce this stupid anecdote to her new in-laws.

I have no words.

“You really should educate yourself.”
Jesus effing Christ, what an asshole.
My brother went through a brief “Super Jew” phase in college and couldn’t understand why I didn’t disagree with intermarriage. He then told me I would understand “when [my] religious views mature.”
My mom always says I would have had a clear case…

god fucking damnit Mark, I’m gonna miss your gross-ass posts. You disgusting individual. I love you.

Then my work here is DONE.

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

My brother in law once smugly explained to me that single cell organisms evolving into modern man was as statistically likely as a hurricane going through a junk yard and randomly assembling a fighter jet. Clearly the only logical explanation was that we were created by God in his image.

Are you sure your dad wasn't talking about his own man-boobs?

My family is super duper chill so in the grand scheme of things, this isn’t even that bad. But it is my favourite thanksgiving story!
So first boyfriend, first sit down dinner with the family. We were 19. It really wasn’t that big of a deal, since my parents had seen him drunk, puking, and passed out already but for…

While I was growing up my parents had quite a bit of money. An estate on the Main Line, house in the Hampton’s, blah..blah..blah. After many bad investments and years of reckless spending, the inheritance was gone, as was most art work and jewelry. My parents put the house they had lived in for 20 years on the market…

Ok, when I was like 11 or 12, I was at my cousins house with a big group of family, 20-30 people. After dinner, all the kids wanted to play hide and go seek. I went and hid in the closet of the guest bathroom which was adjacent to the toilet- big mistake. After a few minutes, one by one, family members would come in…