Ugh. I know I am still big, fat gray loser- but I am so sad you are going, Mark.

“Puppy Uppers” and “Doggie Downers”

not just you; more like twins from birth.

Is it just me or do they look like different gendered versions of each other?

Are you serious? Bella is dating The Weeknd. Third wheel, I think not.

I once rented an apartment solely because the landlord’s mother was a kolache lady... Oh yes!

I’ve made them, I did a fall version with pumpkin custard. Also homemade blueberry and pineapple

Yeah, I, computer dunce that I am, didn’t learn about Unfollow for way too long. I put up with way too many Ayn Rand quotes and Obama conspiracy theories.

Australia: where a thousand-mile quest to bestow several day-old Whoppers seems perfectly normal, apparently.

Ew gross. So who was the “tough, seasoned career woman” who was stuck sitting next to this turdball? Was she really just shielding her face in case anyone she knew saw her?

I saw your other post on here about the socks you gave her..

HE WAS IN THE POOL!

Holy shit his response to someone in the comments telling him that he himself had been accused of ogling the year before is breathtaking:

Australia: where a thousand-mile quest to bestow several day-old Whoppers seems perfectly normal, apparently.

If anyone’s curious why Mr. Wells starts off his statement with “Every time this happens,” well, let’s just say he has a long and sordid history of this kind of behavior. Specifically, he was the guy that made so much noise over Jennifer Lawrence being “too big” for The Hunger Games, and said that readers should…

I’m 44 and want that.

I WANT IT AND IM 24

It’s completely appropriate if my 25 year old self wants this as well, yes?

Do not acknowledge in any way their veganism. If they’re really serious and not just into being insufferable, they’ll bring their own food.