John Waters needs to put this guy in his next movie.

Once the football team joined the protests, you know it was over for him. He knew it was over for him. He could ignore race issues and sexual assault, even firearms on campus, but alumni and donors will not allow him to fuck with their football.

(is it bad Kinja to point out that she looks Angela Basset level gorgeous in that pic?)

I do like pumpkin flavored things, but pumpkin whoopie pies are on a whole different level. I grew up near Lancaster, PA, and many of the Amish stands sell baked goods including pumpkin and chocolate whoopie pies. I love chocolate but the pumpkin ones have my heart, they are just perfect, no other pumpkin flavored…

the kardashians bring the best dramz i am about them.

Such a classic scene that I still quote at least once a month.

This ain’t no poker game. You guys are havin sex with each other!

This episode was amazing and introduced me to the term “down low” thank you Ice T for keeping me current by which I mean twenty years behind on colloquialisms.

Is Ice T disappointed with 50 for lying about himself?

Serve it to you in the shade?

I’m a ginger and it took me forever to appreciate that.

Yea, if you can’t see the bow from space, it’s not good enough. ESPECIALLY in Texas.

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

Shot through the tongue

Omg, this coming from you...I die I am so excited. Thank you!

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.