My husband woke up during Sia’s second song and said “that’s the funniest skit SNL has had for a while; it looks like your “interpretive dance”, ha ha ha.......” . When he realized that it wasn’t a bit he silently went to bed.

That and the bad girls video were my highlights.

My grandmother would tell me “tits out!” I thought Kim looked slouchy too.

Stages of me attempting to watch this, illustrated by Prince:

co-signed. He also seems like a remarkable person.

There can never be enough Martin Short.

I gotta admit, that hair is really working for Kim. Both Kim and Kanye look pretty fantastic in the pic with the Smiths.

Yeah, when I was there in the 80s, I could get everything I wanted within 8 blocks of my apartment. Food from 20 nations, books, vintage clothes, boutique clothes, art supplies, records, high end vintage stuff, junk shop stuff, you name it. There was a hardware store, a drug store, and a grocery store. I could get my…

I CANT EITHER . It’s the BEST combination.

THANK YOU! And that’s not dumb it’s sweet you’re sweet :)

Today’s been a long long day and I got bit by the target Christmas bug already. I PROMISE these are not even close to done and are even more magical and day dreamy in person. I’m also going to be getting a blue mini tinsel tree too and they’re ALL GONNA HAVE THEMES. The pink one is animals duh and the silver crazy one…

This is it! I am debating adding in some touches of color, but I like how it looks like a scientific illustration in just the black. I’m also aesthetically drawn to anything with strong black lines.

Meet my new roommate as of yesterday, Oliver!

My canine baby had a kidney removed yesterday. I know she had to and that she’ll bounce back but seeing that little belly with 13 stitches was hard. We were able to visit her today but the hospital has no visiting hours tomorrow, so now I’ll only see her on Monday afternoon when she’ll be discharged. *sniff* Plz send…

This sounds similar to a sighting my boss and I had at Gus’s B-B-Q in South Pasadena. We were seated with my back to the door and my boss facing it. Suddenly my boss’s eyes bug out and he whispers, “Hey! That’s the guy who killed that woman!” I froze up and said, “Who, O.J.?” “No, the other guy!” I was about to say…

EXTON MALL WOOT!

Well, if that’s his employment plan, it’s too slow and time consuming to be effective for the whole country.

The Kevin Smith story is terrific, and totally appropriate for the guy who made “Clerks.” “But you people weren’t even supposed to BE here past 10:00!”

I have been told that Kurt Russell is a good tipper, also they are filming the mall rats sequel AT MY MALL I'm so excited!!! Yay Kevin smith!!

Donald Trump will flirt with the waitress. Every single time. He’s usually pretty good at getting the waitress to flirt back.