I picked out my rings because my husband is just so so so clueless and doesn’t care about stuff like that. I love my rings and get lots of compliments on them and it works for us! In fact, we got them from an online retailer. But for perspective, it was my second marriage and we were in our late 30s and are the…

I’m so glad you’re ok!!

I keep getting that one in my head and chasing it away because it makes me cry! Life on Mars.

Ha, well my dream is not to be a prick. I meant that he’s parlayed his obsession with pop culture into bank, which I’m too lazy (and nice, I’m sure) to do.

you would know, deanmartinsrectalpolyps. you would know.

I love Martha Stewart so much. The two people who are living my dreams are Martha Stewart and Andy Cohen

Oh man I had forgotten about him. For a while he was on after O&A in the evenings when I lived in NJ. My favorite thing about him was listening to those guys make fun of him.

Certainly whoever shoehorned these nonsense lyrics into the “Over There” melody has no value or respect for, or consciousness of, the poetic or musical arts. Their disdain for dance doesn’t surprise me.

She just would. not. shut. up. even when it was so obvious everyone was so uncomfortable and Erika was like I DON’T CARE

Ugh, I don’t even like Yolanda but when he was doing that I was like oh, honey. That one thing more than anything on any HW show made me so upset.

Bethenny reminds me of myself, if I tried harder at, like everything. She and I both have the same insecurity-based personality flaws. Recently I watched an entire morning of RHNYC specials (reunions, behind the scenes etc.) and Bethenny said during one of the reunions, “it’s harder to be me than to deal with me,”…

I’m pale, short and skinny-fat from candy, and they make me look like an anthill

I need them and the purple chiffon. There is the tiniest range of colors that look good on me and they are in those outfits, plus they would distract from whatever is going on with my figure these days. And a yacht.

same

Starred because anything beginning “Fuck Seth McFarlane” (especially with extra letters) deserves all the stars. I hope he figures out the levers all wrong and lopsided so one of his butt cheeks is sore for days.

Did you read the article? The kid it’s modeled after is STILL ALIVE!!! What if he walks in on her doing something unspeakable to it? At the LEAST disturbing end of the spectrum, strangling it?

On one of the radio stations I listen to, they were asking people what their powerball $ plans were and almost all of them included Beyonce, from having her perform for them to somehow getting her to come and live with them.

Thank you for posting Bowie and Gervais! So perfect after RG’s jerkwalk the other night. Chubby little loser indeed!

I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING AT THE EXACT SAME VOLUME

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