OMG if you haven’t seen this movie called Sugar Town, you must. He and Michael DesBarres play aging musicians and it has a cast of thousands and it is magical

LOL too true. I was picturing more my entire being turning into blackness, like an entity full of hornets and despair for humanity.

Ugh, same here. And it was on condoms which... what? Compared to that the cake was pretty tame, I’ve certainly seen worse ones on STFUParents.

I share this.

Hotline Bling?? Wow! What is REALLY playing during that scene is a song by the Human League called “Seconds,” it’s this amazing and very dark song about the Kennedy assassination. HOTline Bling!? I never!

Her mother was a Warhol Superstar (Viva) and her hair looked(looks?) like that most of the time too, thick and intense.

OMG THE PARTY NEVER STOPS i love that one. Nancy Travis as the worried mom!

I’m afraid being a grad student is like being a pot smoker or a vegetarian. It doesn’t matter how cool you try to play it, the nobs who make noise about it always clown it up for everyone else.

Seriously, it’s like people who wax. They’ve seen everything in every area. people got needs and fluids and hairs, etc.

I’m about your age and I got car cruised at an intersection. Because of the sun, I couldn’t see anything except that it was a guy in a baseball cap that gave me the nod, but I was like, still got it!

Along the same lines of Cocopop’s suggestions, I was going to recommend vintage magazine covers. Ebay has ‘em all!

BIG BIG INTERNET HUGS HUGS! I am in the exact same place right now. (Except he’s the one working and I’m not, much.) My husband’s anxiety stems from work but affects everything. The other day he went for his third medication adjustment and I *think* it is about right but I don’t want to jinx it. I want him to feel…

Oh my god I almost stayed quiet because everyone was saying what I was thinking but FUCK THIS GUY’S FUCKING MOM ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? She needs to get a fucking life. My mother in law is resting in peace now and she was generally OK, but she was the queen of making everyone guilty about whatever she was feeling bad…

You get it! I moved to SE Texas from New Jersey 12 years ago for work... thank goodness I brought my man with me or I really would be a spinster. Country boys scare me!

Ha I was totally seeing 1980-ish Armand Assante as well!! Thanks for looking closer so I didn’t have to.

And the person who said that about bring a real NYer, Kelly, is from the midwest

I (a chick) started stealing my dad’s Esquires in the 1970s when it was still pretty racy. It was thrilling and forbidden but also fun to read (I was a weird kid, like all I did was read). I subscribed for years and dropped off over the last decade or so BUT I bought it every year for the Dubious Achievements, which I…

I know for a fact that this is true in Texas, for alcohol-related probation. No alcohol no nothing and they test you for alcohol with this thing called the Intoxalyzer 5000 which I find hilarious. Also, what a flaming ass that kid is.

It legit bothers me how physically ill that gif and the idea of this couple makes me. Clearly Gwen has never lived anyplace where country boys are everywhere you turn. Just the worst. I have to look at the photo of Erykah Badu in the previous article to maintain SERENITY NOW

I know, it’s a shame. Never mind that I don’t follow a lot of what they’re talking about (I’m in my late 40s) I’m not even that impressed by the artists, which was something that is still fascinating about the older Mad. I comfort-read my collections from the 50s-70s when I’m feeling blue or can’t think of what else…