I had a best guy friend stand up for me at my first wedding, with 2 of my my girls, and he wore the same dinner jacket as the groomsmen, but with a cummerbund that had a color that was in my bridesmaid’s dresses (which were from the Jr’s department at Macy’s, $39.99 or something).

That would be a good thing to just leave at someone’s house, like in a junk drawer, to see if they ever said anything about it.

I knew this too, this friend of mine told me that and then very pretentiously said “so you see, it should be pronounced DIE-plo, so that’s how I say it.” How about don’t say it at all.

OH my god this is driving me crazy. Do you grab it and try to put enough spin on it from in front of you that it comes back towards you? Or do you pick it up, kick back and try to get it OVER YOUR HEAD from behind?? DO YOUR KNEES BEND MORE THAN ONE WAY.

I love learning random but VERY IMPORTANT facts about my favorite commenters that I add to my imaginary composite. Wouldn’t it be funny if we all picked three commenters that we’ve never seen pics of and described them to a sketch artist? Or a “portrait” artist on the boardwalk

Almost any legit (heh) cheese is originally in a wheel, the wedge is cut out of that. I am a cheese fiend

But you guys... the wedge is cut OUT of the wheel. And i have eaten a wheel of brie in one evening.

“You’re History” by Shakespears Sister, so sassy!

Flip flops on guys are questionable, flip flops on heavy set guys are ridiculous (and bad for their feet and joints), flip flops on heavy set guys in the kitchen are, as you say, vulgar and make me think of sweaty smells that make my brain’s stomach hurt.

Ahhhhh you work with fine cheese, I die of envy

Oh man, unhealthy crush, you reminded me of who he reminds me of, it’s been bothering me for the longest time. He looks like this guy I used to work with that I banged a few times before he told me he had a girlfriend. SO much like him. PS I can’t stand Seth McFarlane but I guess I just convinced myself that I too…

I DO TOO. both of them

I would see that and just fall out with excitement and if it were below a certain price I would buy it no matter how it fit. Then I would get it home and it would be a foot too long and make me look like Mae West was attacked by hair ribbons and I would MAKE IT WORK.

And if they had a $9000 handbag it would be because it belonged to one of the original Vanderbilts and was well-made rather than flashy.

It took me the second post to get it and I LOVE IT!

He looks just like my cat!! The rings around the chest and legs and the long slinky tail. And he’s a tall boy.

He died in his favorite place, his holler, if I remember correctly. Mr. Foxy and I loved that show. It was a beautiful combination of anthropology and boobs.

A friend of mine volunteered with Deborah Spungen’s organization, Families of Murder Victims, in the early 90s. She said Mrs. Spungen was an amazing person, just so together and such a nice and warm person and so committed to helping people who had gone through what she had. Both with murdered family members, as well…

I loved everything about Undeclared EXCEPT for the two leads, or what I guess were supposed to be leads. My only feeling stronger than my dislike for Lizzie was my conviction that the only person lame enough for her was whatever his name was. Although my feelings of joy whenever Loudon Wainwright III showed up, or…

you like to pat guys butts.... butt patter