The worst thing that’s ever happened to me while cleaning a house was on a one-time job for someone who had let their house go and wanted a clean slate. I was going to wipe up some grains of “rice” that were spilled by the kitchen trash can that started mooooooovvvviiiiiinnnnggggg. I scream-gurgled the worst sound…

The Syracuse ones look like a poster for a buddy comedy! Soooo cute

My Bubbles makes more of a howl or a Joey Lawrence “whoa.” People have all kinds of theories, my mother in law thinks it’s because we took him out of the barn too early and he didn’t learn from other cats, even though he came into a house with two grown cats. It might be because I named him after the Trailer Park Boys…

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU. I’ve lived in the very Baptist/Fundie area where I live for 10+ years and I cannot get people to understand that not going to church does not make you an atheist.

all the stars

I’ve seen approaches all over the spectrum to this. Where I live particularly, if someone from out of the area marries someone around here, they are bound to clash at least with any older members of the local family.

recording artist Kim Zolciak

Yeah! I’ve had a tab open this whole time, no lie. In between other things I go over for a skit.

Tell me about it... when I was young and stupid I wanted to be Edie Sedgwick, then got sucked into (again my own stupidity) a years-long dangerous turn into Amy Winehouse territory. I recommend neither.

That’s what I’ve heard. I knew someone who helped cater when she played at their college, and he said she was basically nice and pretty quiet, but when she did talk, she was a bit much.

Aaaaahahha I can’t stop watching!

Eagle Wing! He is great. Another one that was so funny on Parks and Rec, man can you imagine hanging around that show? I would be reduced to a pile of jelly of laughter and lust.

I loved loved loved it so much. Pawnsylvania blew my mind so bad with its very accurate portrayal of my relatives. Gigolo School, PubLIZity, and best of all, Wheels, Ontario... well I had nothing to do today but I guess I do now.

Pics! I would have loved that as a kid. Then I probably would have smoothed out the accordion cup and possibly eaten some of the edges of it.

Thank you. I’ve said the same thing, that she really is one of the worst people in the world, no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She makes my blood boil. She’s made remarks on Watch What Happens Live that made me mad towards Andy Cohen that he didn’t fire her from Bravo. Having said that, from the commercials it seems…

Yoga Nerd, that is a huge drag and I know things will get better soon. but I cannot refrain from saying that this is one of those times where it’s very entertaining to read the comment in the persona of the avatar.

I can’t stand Kate Bush or that song but that is making me laugh and laugh (and anxious to go listen to something else)

HA HA. I had been putting romaine in my smoothies because I had all this extra romaine (very uninteresting explanation) and my friend was all snotty about it because it was lesser than her kale. SUCK IT BITCH

My dad and my brother for a while were both big Bay Rum wearers only the kind they got was spelled Rhum. And I remember Canoe! I remember the ads where they spelled “CANOE” in nautical flags! “Do you Canoe?” Do you douchecanoe?

I guess you of all screennames would know about puberty...