No shit man, I was 32 and had just split up from my first husband and moved into my own place. I spent the rest of the day at a bar up the street. I lived in Elizabeth, NJ, 10 miles straight down route 1/9 from the Holland Tunnel, and worked at That Refinery right there on the Turnpike, so of course that was the next…

She could cross paths with my tough-guy cop, Heater Nelson.

If I had to watch videos of me and my first husband, I don’t know what would happen. I still apologize to people for how insufferable the two of us were to be around.

It’s also a very intense post-punk band on DC’s Dischord label that my husband loves.

You’re the only other person I know who’s read that!

Same. You can be vegan and live on the 2 for $1.50 bags of candy at the gas station.

I noticed that too, I was like damn did they not even have yo-yos back then?

I’ve been with a lot of fat guys, and when I say fat, I mean fat. I’ve never gone looking for them, but I’ve never let it turn me away from someone. And that’s not because I’m some fucking hero, it’s because I’m easy when it comes to banging someone I can have a good conversation with.

UGH I would be waiting for a moth to fly out and not be able to relax.

I looked up Colin Firth to remind myself what he looks like, and TODAY IS HIS BIRTHDAY! And my mom’s! Happy birthdays to all!

I follow you back!! We are friends! I can’t do lovey pictures like you do but I’m thinking one in my head!! <3

As I understood it, “pants” was what my friends called their underwear, so “sweat” in front of that was gross, and I think they call their sweats track pants or something. “Jelly” is jello or similar dessert, so not a sandwich thing. When I made a peanut butter and JAM sandwich, my boyfriend’s dad made the most crazy…

I made one like that and gave it to my then-boyfriend. He flung it around his neck like in that gif and exclaimed, “it looks like a bathrobe tie!”

“Stuffed animal” was right up there with “sweat pants” and “peanut butter and jelly sandwich” as far as phrases that would get me Looks (and usually an eeeeuuuwwwgh) when I used them during my college year abroad there. I eventually figured out why all of them sounded funny to my new friends.

My cat is named specifically after this Bubbles! He came running over when I read this. haha

And her boyfriend was Jesse from the Fast and the Furious!!

i have a freezer full of notter pops that I can’t eat because my teeth got super sensitive all of a sudden. I can only enjoy them if I deep throat them and I don’t always have the energy for that.

No, it sounds like what you’re talking about, with the cables. He might have weighed more than 300, he was probably at least 6’4” and a whole lotta man. There was a lot of bouncing involved. It was my clients neighbor, not mine, and they were friends and I am a pussy so I had to act like I trusted them. It’s not such…

I have the tiniest Matchbox S-10 pickup and someone had me help them move a small refrigerator, which would have been OK if her 300-lb neighbor hadn’t stood on the tailgate to help us get it off the truck. I even said something and they were both like “aw, it’s fine.” I live in south TX where everyone has a truck 3x…

Thanks... I’m hopeful. It’s been 6 months so it’s still new, and I had done a lot of physical damage already so I’m finally feeling that, heh. And a lot of figuring out which situations I can handle. I have great friends and family, and the most amazing husband, so I am very fortunate. And a nice internet community!