Oh Brandon. I really hope that your over-privileged reckless lifestyle finds peace at some point. I was so madly in love with your persona in the early aughts. It’s been hard to watch you struggle so much, especially after Ry passed. I am rooting for your asshole self, tho. I can’t help it.
You sound like me having a discussion with myself when I’m driving :)
I don’t know why, but the way you said “that’s AGGRESSIVE aggressive” reminds me of one of my favorite lines from The Simpsons, when Bart joins a boy band but it turns out the boy band is really using subliminal messaging to get people to join the Navy. When Lisa confronts Bart’s manager, LT Smash (i.e. Lieutenant…
From your mouth to all parent’s ears. My dad once made a comment about my weight when I was doing high kicks for my tap class - I said I wanted to be a Rockette (I later decided I wanted to be Cyd Charisse, still do...) and he said I needed to lose about 20 lbs. I was ten. I was already self conscious but that brought…
You’d think! But it was a case of Young And Dumb - I had a buttcrack-of-dawn flight from the east coast with a 4am taxi, and I decided I’d just stay up all night and sleep on the plane. Except I didn’t actually sleep, I just kinda dozed fitfully and I was -not- operating on all thrusters when I got to my layover in…
Yeah maybe it’s just my tastes but Chris Evans does less than nothing for me. He is objectively good looking but in a non sexual way if that makes sense. I love Jenny Slate, she isn’t your stereotypical “hot” girl but i think she’s gorgeous and has a killer figure too.
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You make a lot more sense than they do. Moles are pretty common, including ones on the face. They’re far more common than post-menopausal women with beards or noticeable moustaches, or tattoos on their faces. They might not be quite as common as wrinkles, but they’re pretty common. Same with age spots. So to accept…
Not just that I think it goes even deeper. With any minority you’re typically not seen as an individual but a member and representative of that minority. White people are given the luxury of not always being a representative of the larger group.
I love Gabriel Byrne, so I was really worried when I saw his name show up on Jezebel.
I’ll bet the accounting department pulled out the champagne the second this POS’s father showed up with this idea and hasn’t been sober since.
You know next to nothing about this situation. I honestly am taken aback by how self righteous you are about this.
Confused— In what world do you think Meghan would not have to move to the UK to live with Harry? He’s sure as hell not moving to Toronto...
Well I think you just start giving him gifts that make you laugh.Arabic ketchup, Turkish Delight, etc.
When I was a baby, my mom had me in a carrier as she went into the shed to check on something. She pulled the cord to the lightbulb and looked up to see a HUGE wolf spider perched directly above her face. She froze as long as she could but finally had to move because I was fussing...and the spider instantly dropped…
hey friend. quick reminder that submissions for stories that will haunt me for the rest of my days closed LAST MONTH so you can just suck that terror right back from out my head, thanks.
Speaking of the music industry, every time I hear that Kesha song “Praying,” I think shit, that poor girl was out there all on her own in 2014 when she accused (not) Dr. Luke of sexual assault and she had to go it alone and lost money, time and a chunk of her career. Although I am a sucker for overwrought ballads, I…