Bottom line: Being “toxic” isn’t illegal, punching other people is. The difference between the two isn’t hard to understand.

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Oooh you are RIGHT, thanks.

You’re the asshole who came in here talking about how much better you are than the women who wear makeup, and how it’s our fault that men can’t tell what faces actually look like without makeup, and how, even though men couldn’t possibly stoop to knowing anything about makeup, or what it looks like, they should still…

Abused partners stay for a lot longer than that all the time for no hope of a payday. Not sure why once there’s money involved you’re stepping all over yourself to proclaim that it’s the real motivation. A year is nothing. A marriage to a super famous actor? That will help you try to overlook those moments when he…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMRP5F…

This is a TED talk from a woman who explains why she married her abuser.

Why would you assume that pregnant women are incapable of consuming alcohol in moderation? You may be shocked to hear that most women do not follow the CDC’s hyper-stringent recommendations. Many of the mothers you know probably imbibed. You seem to believe that only an alcoholic would drink during pregnancy; that’s…

OH NO A SLIPPERY SLOPE MADE OF WINE I CANNOT TURN AWAY

I... have no idea what the hell you think you just read.

Ding ding ding. That’s what made me laugh so hard about this. I imagine the person posting it googling something ridiculous like “skinny sizes.”

Fair enough. Possibly More a reflection of people I hang with? I’m a guy and I adore how fucking bawdy they are. Lovely mummies too. Best of both worlds i suppose?

The real problem is that we allow girls to go to school at all! With their boobs and legs and various holes that could be penetrated....it’s a recipe for disaster.

I’m pretty sure dudes are gonna get ideas no matter how long/short girls skirts are. I refuse to be held responsible for other people’s thoughts, I don’t always like being responsible for my own. I most definitely will not accept responsibility for anyone else’s actions .

This narrative that our trans bretheren are somehow trying to “trick” people HAS GOT FUCKING STOP! If you can’t handle someone being them true selves, whether they be cis, trans or gender queer, than that’s your damn problem and you need to reassess your values and your internal trust issues. Noone is trying to trick…

Also feel the need to add:

This is all it took:

...good for blowing your load AND loading your blow.

You know why Victoria is “uptight,” Wolfgang? Because you probably charge $40 for a plate of vegetables, and because she knows you’re going to blab about her order to anyone who’ll listen!