FAR BE IT FROM ME to defend any of the royals, but as far as I’m aware, Eugenie isn’t a working royal and so doesn’t receive an allowance. Sure, it’s not like she scraped her way up on grit, but she has a job and doesn’t usually embarrass herself.

I’m not sure Tracey Emin can be considered “new” in any kind of era. My mum’s disliked Tracey Emin for being Messy and Unlikeable for as long as I can remember, and I’m no where near as young as that sentence makes me sound!

This is how I’m going to start describing periods of time from now on.

The number of comments on articles seems to have been slowly declining for years, but I think you’re right - there are an awful lot more articles around these days with fewer than 20 comments. Which is a shame because I’m really here for the comments. Often if I can see an article has very few comments I won’t even…

“he originally did not believe T.T.’s account because she waited an hour to report the attack.”

Literally got told this story at a hen do 2 months ago, accept that it was a work conference in Germany. Dammit, I believed it at the time, too!

I have not read this book. But it sounds from the review that this is just not the book on the matter that Megan wanted to read. I’m sure, however, it’s exactly the book that Farrow set out to write.

Couples like that weird me out. It probably doesn’t help that I have features that would not translate well into a man (looking at you, my weakass chin), but wouldn’t it be nice to have the confidence to look at a stranger and think “well, can’t get better than me!”. My husband looks nothing like me, thank god, and…

Point taken, but equally, I seriously doubt I or a jury of my peers would be able to tell the difference between a “whey braised cabbage” and a “cabbage done on the grill for a bit”. I remain uninspired and, as with many things, convinced I’d be having a far better time if I had that level of disposable income

Glad to see Jennifer Lawrence’s wedding menu looks like every other wedding menu ever. If I had that kind of money, I’d serve a menu of all the foods you have to surreptitiously google under the table while the waiter’s back is turned. If you can pronounce it, you can’t have it.

I’m going to go ahead and guess you’ve never been to Toh’num. Storybook location, it is not.

That is kind of how it feels to me. I really don’t want to brush it away and let her off completely, but as a 20 year old, being managed by older men who understood the industry, it’s hard to pile all the blame at her door

Do NOT suit us. Ugh you know what I mean. Sorry, the whispy fringe I tried to cut in yesterday must have got in my eyes

Hugh was too stunningly beautiful

I’m still pissed about the Stupid Girls video. It has obviously aged like shit, but even at the time it was painful to watch. I’m glad she defended Jessica Simpson (is that growth?), but it’s like she picks the women she does and doesn’t like and decides whether it’s their fault they’re having a hard time. Eating…

She should have asked you. Miley and I suffer from similar afflictions - a naturally thin hairline and a relatively short forehead compared to the rest of her face. Fringes to do suit us. They do not flatter the lower halves of our faces, and our hair is too fine and lank to support a proper bouncy curtain.

Already hearing “you can care about more than one thing at once!” echoing in my head, but I’m reluctant to pile on Pink for her ignorant approach to race 20 years ago, when her comments on other women and cool-girl-I-got-mine attitude is happening right now.

I’m confused. Is this a review of the film or the book?

Have you seen him in Into the West? If not, do it. Young(ish) Gabriel Bryne could get it.

For me it’s looking upwards while I style my hair. The lines used to disappear straight away, but now they linger....I’m younger than you, but I know for a fact it’s my crispy dry, paper-thin skin that’s to blame. I could drink more water, but who has the time