Nah man, if he was in one piece he’d have Gomu Gomu no Pistol’d that dude right off the train 

You’re one of those people that blame a rape victim for what they were wearing, aren’t you?

Well written, and agreed.
It shouldn’t be overwhelming quick to starve or die of thirst, nor require you to scavenge acres of land to find a sharp stone while you starve to death, but the ‘survival-elements’ also shouldn’t simply disappear after you’re “level 5", or whatever the game considers “OK, you don’t have to…

What are you talking about? Early-Access is its own Survival genre! It’s just only allowed to be played by developers. We’re the NPCs.
(I’ve filtered out early access games too at this point)

Honestly, given the way the world is going rn, some of us are looking forward to an early grave, js

I pirated Spore back in the day. I liked it so much I wanted to support the developers so I bought a legit version and installed it.

It wouldn’t run because the DRM was just that screwed up.

Went back to the pirated version.
*smh* EA means “No” in Japanese for a reason.

“Bricking” implies your BIOS was screwed. Can you expound? I’d be surprised to find you “bricked” your system. You might have screwed your OS, but that seems like a stretch.

Thank you. I laughed so hard I now have powerbar up my nose and it was still worth it.

Nice. I’d completely forgotten about this. Met him in Pittsburgh once. Cool dude. Told me I should do voice acting too.