My now-wife told me, about a year after we got married, that she didn’t like how I kiss her.

sometimes I wish women just had the confidence that men seem to have. you know, from having people listen to you instead of trying to talk over you and other such problems. But it probably won’t happen, so I’m content to see men’s self esteem reduced on the average.

“impersonator”

I know. The top part (hair, arms) looks like a photo, but her bottom half looks like anime. Odd.

I know! They’re all, “Look at us being grownups and putting out a press release for our company, DOGFART.”

Orgy erotica that feature girl/girl/were-bear sex should never include the term “tuckered out” at the climax.

A lot of things about the UK baffle me. Don’t call it “pudding” if it has blood in it. Who was the first person to put baked beans on toast, and why? How is anyone still alive in Midsomer County as the death rate equals that of Cabot Cove? But I totally support their advertising standards.

I agree 100%. I am a huge fan of traditional hand drawn animation. I wish they would do a more adult hand drawn animated film (but noooo, cartoons are for kids). I really like Miyazaki films, and things like Avatar the Last Airbender because they had a lot of hand drawn elements. Sleeping Beauty had such nice…

“I hef to allow giant furry orange slug man to mount me nightly and weegle his gold encrusted tiny penis in my beautiful beautiful vagina. That is why my eyes look so dead. Now go to sleep, my son.”

I got a real live Trump T-shirt from a real life Trump supporter who I’m in a constant troll-off with (OK, it’s my FIL, but he’s OK unless we talk about immigration; he will also actually legit listen and debate me). Little does he know... I can’t wait to show him my“Wingnut America” Halloween costume.

I prefer the more absurdist humor:

Honesty we need, flavors we can trust.

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