71 seconds? That’s what you call... The Minute Man. (Revolutionary War Joke, yeah, kind of a history nerd)

what are the strange rules of uniqlo? i am not aware of them.

71 Seconds...it’s like high school all over again.

Holy shit you white-washed this cast.

Once I left a comment describing the vagina as a self cleaning oven, and someone replied and got really pedantic about that couldn’t be technically accurate because of the mechanics of how a self cleaning oven actually works. It was... weird.

And floss. You bleed because you don’t floss.

I thought that was awesome, but then looked it up, and it’s Dr. Oz. But it’s true, and maybe the only time I’ve thought, he’s correct!

Just brush daily and see a gynadentist regularly for cleanings and checkups.

Coke rots teeth.

You can clean pennies in there at the same time. Multitasking at its finest.

You mean that's not what those little trees are for?

Hang one of these from belly ring. Or...

Isn’t Oprah’s greatest legacy explaining to everyone that the vagina is a “self-cleaning oven”?

Just remembered this-

You mean it’s bad to spray air freshener in there? What if I want my vagina to smell like Lilly of the Valley, or Tropical Breeze? What about Summer Rain? That seems natural.

Mmm...tingly. Keeps the rust away.

Speaking of which, I saw this on Imgur today.

I just let Coca-cola slowly effervesce in my vagina.