fancy enough ?

I am learning so much about cat butts today.

Yes, my cat does that too. My boyfriend and I have turned it into a fun game where we try to get the other one to look. Also he likes to sleep with his butt in my face - once I woke up and his butthole was ON MY NOSE, tail up my nose and in between my eyes. I think that was the one and only time he got thrown.

ooo,you have a cat? pic or name and description,please. i’m a crazy cat lady who must know what kind of cat(s) everyone has. pwease.

Only the highest quality in free apps that came on my phone for me.

My neighbor is like that, too.

The flowers on my desk just wilted

You need to warn ppl before posting such epic side-eye. What if someone who has a pacemaker sees this?

I got 8 stitches in my forehead as a child after smacking my head into the corner of a desk.

Or just stick with the classics.

I know it’s a gag gift, but seriously who sat down staring at a cat’s ass for so long that this came up as a viable idea.

Read two lines, knew it must be Mark...and yet read whole article. Teasing you, Mark, always interesting. :)

I had to shut down my Etsy shop for this very reason. It was fun, and a great way to provide something unique for a complete stranger, but Christmas time hit and BOOM. Just couldn’t handle the influx of orders. But at least I shut it down instead of taking money and hiding from my customers.

Yeah. I had that problem a lot in high school and college, only with missed classes and assignments.

It is the woooorst! I’m a writer and when my mother died, my family wanted me to add some poignant, pithy inscription on her tombstone.

I had a boyfriend once who was really, really interested in trying to make me squirt. He tried so many things, consulted so many guides on the internet, and ignored so much timid objecting on my part and never got what he wanted. And he certainly wasn’t giving me what I wanted, either; it was uncomfortable, it hurt, I…

I LIKE ONLY MASTURBATE WHEN I’M HIGH

Fuck. I am gonna break my damn vibrator.

Apparently they’re not really built to withstand force like that from the other end.

yeah i use my hand while we fuck all the time, but once, just once, i’d like to just lay back and feel those wonderful waves of ecstasy rush over me without anything but a cock and some strategically placed friction doing the magic. haha.

Pro tip: don’t insert say, a $100 vibrator and back it up to the wall.