That's an awesome commercial.

I second that :/

Where did you get that spider necklace?? I need one.

Thanks, I’ll try :)

Thanks for saying that. So far I’ve been enjoying it in the moment but he brought up the idea of a collar. Only that makes me really happy. I also introduced him to my sister and my dad knows about him now (which is pretty awkward). Those parts made it a little more serious.

I need friends too :/. It is hard, I’m super shy.

What was it a give-way of?

Yikes, I can’t believe I’ve never had one, those sound delicious. I’ll join you in middle age (21).

Also, I’m part of the IUD clan now. I got my appointment really quickly and only had to suffer through nuvaring for 3 weeks (which fucked with my moods, made me gain weight, and made me get my period earlier). I got my copper IUD right before my period, so I got the fun of bleeding twice as much and cramps the entire…

This is probably an entire month since my last social. The reason is because I started dating this guy, and he’s only off on weekends. Basically I’m going to die of confusedness. We met on a bdsm site (I know, so romantic and great to tell to people). I keep going back and forward, thinking it’s great to thinking it…

Another reason not to be famous. One of my greatest fears is either sexting the wrong contact or talking about someone and accidentally sending it to them.

I’m in a ‘kill all men’ kind of mood. This article isn't helping.

I may not like rap (music is very subjective) but what they're doing is awesome.

It's real!

I wonder if I'm cruel enough to make this cake for someone....

So. Fucking. Painful.

I've never bought or red a comic book, but if that was made....it would seriously tempt me.

Getting knocked up is a personal fear of mine, and I’m pro-abortion.

Thanks for ruining pools and hot tubs for me Jezebel.