That laugh is everything.

I'll be here, smug in the knowledge that my IUD insertion is tomorrow.

My natural colour was blue for a year. And purple. And green. And pink. All with dark brown roots. This is how hair works.

I love that gif too much for my allergic to sports I am.

Samesies. I’m actually dating a guy with cats. He has to say hi to them for me everyday, or else they might forget me and maul me to death.

*Welcomes you into The Pale Cave.*

I’d like to place an order.

I’ll take it a step further. Nobody goes insane at nude beaches...

Fiiiiinnneee, be rational.

As a fat lady, I will never have this problem.

That raises the question though, what if women just wore bras? Would the world really implode?

I don't think anyone is gonna pick Midwestern American (or Canadian), so I think I'm safe.

Barely related: Am I super old to be getting gardisil? I got the first shot a few months ago and I'm 21. This is the first time in my life that I have my own family doctor (instead of an old man that's my dads doctor or walk in clinics), and I've never really had the chance until now. My doctor said that it's mostly…

*my hero*

....Because Team Cat is just better.

21 year old spinster lady :P

I’m still insanely jealous of your white hair.

*Writes this down*

Yay! :)

I don’t think a decent human being would shove this much rice and almond chicken into themselves, but thanks :).