I don’t like lying so I’d make it poly and have everyone watch netflix with me. I’d still eat all the almond chicken though :P.

True, it is quite tasty and I’m watching The Fall.

Want to date me?

How does a guy like that get 3 beautiful girlfriends, and I’m at home with netflix and chinese food?

Seeking aproval from others and being polite? You’re practically Canadian already.

Then you get a gold star.

It’s because they hear it from their parents and repeat it. I grew up in a similar town, and the boys would say things like “fucking queer”. I also used to say ‘gay’ in the derogatory sense, until I grew up. Kids pick up on their environment.

Luckily I’m Canadian and know where that’s from :P

I was trying to make this ‘get off my lawn’-ish, but mostly wanted an excuse to post a simpson gif.....

This is a large part of why I quit art school.

Maybe funeral homes of the rich will offer it??

My mom died when I was 4 and I can recognize the perfume she wore.

Yay, I’m Nicky!

Note to self: make friends to go on drinking shows with.

I’m a complete light-weight (med’s fault). Can I be on your show?

They should shave their legs. Men are gross in general :(

I've never liked things with logos. Rich people are copying me :(.

Not going to lie, this is kind of inspiring me to lose weight and learn burlesque so I can be 1/16th as awesome someday.

I don't know what you look like, but I can tell it suits you better.