It's very uninternet- commenter of me, but I can concede when I'm wrong.

Mark is secretly a gerbil.

When is there going to be a pun chain about that name? Come on?

That’s good to know.

It’s practically orgasmic, but yes, I’ll try.

Thanks :)

Thanks, I’ll look into it :).

It’s a trick question, they’re all wax.

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Can I be on the bi/poly Bachelor?

This is slightly related: What do you do if you have dry patches on the upper-back of your thighs? It’s about palm-sized, on both legs, and I’ve had it for over a year. It gets better or worse with stress. It’s red and flakey and nothing I’ve tried has gotten rid of it. Any tips? I may be in the position of getting…

It was the werewolf butler!

Or it you’re crammed into child-sized seats for a 12 hour flight.

Did you have the misfortune of read the words “In the Nightside” 50 million times? It was an audiobook for me :(

Atleast they’re helping the needy.

Just attending the morning service.

Almost, but atleast he hasn’t tried to contact me.

Oh, whoops. My hatred of Simon Green must of caused me to read that wrong.

This needs more stars.

Marry me?