I read the second link. Anyone else think it’s awesome that there’s a judge with the name ‘Chicken Bitches’? It cheers me up.

Gah! That brings back gross memories of a guy calling his sperm “his babies” *shudders to death*.

That would be impossible to do. Every guy would try to enter himself. There’s no way they’d have enough people to check.

Oh god, you found a way for people to get even MORE awful! I didn’t consider everyone repeating everything. It’s annoying enough when really talkitive people do that. Ugh, and I hate it enough when guys down the street (rarely atleast) give me that once over look. Imagine having to read their minds, escpecialy as a…

Yay!

Yes, I guess I did. The other girl atleast gets to mentally mature into an adult teenager.

She does, but there’s another werewolf that has a similar “imprinted” and waiting around thing going on, and the little girl is human.

It’s a vampire baby, so it has to deal with a fast-forwarded childhood, bloodlust, AND reading people’s minds. Hopefully, and hopefully it’s not his natural life-span. Samesies.

Yeah, the pacing in the first season was better. Also, I intensely hate the blonde girl (the lactating one) and not entirely from jealousy.

Yes, Bella had a very pro-life baby with Edward that nearly killed her and was super creepy. And yes, just like that. B & E were pretty pissed at first. The creepy ass baby grows in superspeed too.

I share the sentiment. Unfortunately (and this is a secret I should probably take to grave if I weren’t such an over-share-er) Twilight got me into reading 3 million years ago, when I was 13. I swear I have much better taste now!

I’m jealous that you don’t get it, because it means you avoided twilight. Basically the werewolf “imprints” some kind of life bond on the baby, and then is going to wait around until she’s old enough.

I...I-I liked Hemlock Grove....

But was it copywrited?

Hey hair looks so perfect. *jealous that I can never have white hair*

You’re right, he’s not as committed as the werewolf from twilight.

Everything is better with a simpsons reference.

....Yeah, maybe it’s best he didn’t introduce himself in person.

Thanks :). And yes, I lift....

I think it’s pretty rad. It’s cooler than my name.