I got dumped pretty spectacularly, once. My ex-boyfriend’s birthday was four days later. I agonized very briefly over whether I should call him, or send a card, or something, to wish him a happy birthday, but ultimately decided not to.
Eh, I think he’s adorable and pretty funny, and seems like a legitimately nice guy. That Spicoli Ruspoli dude looks kinda douchey to me.
I made Shrimp, Broccolini and Basil Pasta the other night. It was seriously good. The recipe says to use the same pot for the shrimp, broccolini and tomatoes, but I prefer my tomato sauce more cooked. So, I sautéed some garlic in a separate saucepan first then threw in the tomatoes with some salt, pepper, oregano and…
Um, because women get abortions and men get guns.
On Monday night, The Daily Show host Trevor Noah parsed how far-right Republicans are simultaneously pro-life and…
I use a lot of lemon in my water, and can easily go through one a day. I wouldn't leave half a lemon on my desk overnight, but you can always take whatever you have leftover home at night.
What do they want, a cookie?
I suppose we’re supposed to be happy about this. Like, “Thanks for not shooting me in the head while I’m just walking by minding my own damn business, Republicans. You seem so reasonable now.”
You will have a great time on the trip without him. Every experience will be new and you can express how you feel without worrying if he shares the same views or will make some snide comment. Make sure you bring something that makes you feel good. Wish the ex-bf well and in your mind you can think, “Go to hell.” Now…
Not only did this week’s Drunk History feature the story of Harriet Tubman’s wartime spying and daring Combahee…
Also, female police officer is a pre-Shonda Rhimes Dr. Bailey.
Is your friend Ron Swanson?
I had so many customers come in with this at my last job. They would ask about half the time if it was really the FBI/CIA/ICE or whatever agency they pretended to be and I would always have to assure them that if the feds wanted to take their computer they would know with a search warrant and an army of agents in…
This seems less a race to be elected president and more a race to be elected king of the dipshits.
I mean do they want us to do things or do they want us to read this website?
Wait, the newspaper actually referred to PP as “the abortion business”???
I will not judge someone for how they heal what others broke. She's not hurting anyone. I wish her well.
10/10 wood climb.