Yep. You could read Macbeth, no problem. Once you got used to Elizabethan English, it isn’t a slog. Get an annotated one and have at it. Lady Macbeth is a bad bitch and I love her! Beastmode with her manipulation!

And then there is this from my friend.

I get what they are trying to show

After listening to the tringle on repeat for hours last week, I switched over to all my favorite old school JoJo tracks for another few hours. I love JoJo, have always felt she is a super rare talent with a fucking rad personality to boot. Yay, JoJo! Welcome back, SO glad you hung in there for us. Your voice is a…

I swear if I ever change my mind and decide to procreate, I will move to England and bed an Englishman and raise the child there just so I can hear him or her call me “Mum” and say other things in cute baby english accents.

Cats eh, I don’t think that will be a problem. Grab some booze.

WAIT FOR ME I’M COMING WITH YOU

*packs bags*

I have spent the last three minutes trying to figure out how to write it in a way that makes sense. I have failed.

The one way I could see this being productive is if the data shows that, with the promise of confidentiality, record execs are MORE willing to say they believe Kesha. It would be interesting (and fucking tragic) to find out that people who support—or refuse to dismiss—Dr. Luke publicly are actually more certain of his…

Hm yes definitely the music executives should be the ones to decide whether Kesha is telling the truth! Because they have music! and executive.

GUYS I HAD HER LYRICS IN MY BUDDY INFO ON AIM

Things the Gilbert School District will not talk to your child about:

Damn, Barnes looks like he’s about catch a Mortal Kombat fatality.

One pun is fun but hopefully this doesn’t escalate...

Is that your goddess energy? I don't know what mine looks like.

Have I ever told you my theory about how the Huns were actually a time-travelling band of 31st-century post-apocalyptic warriors who stumbled across a time vortex while scavenging in the ruins of Cincinnati?

Did i do it right?

*brushes hair with fork, nods in agreement*