-cue more fetal curling and crying-

Does yours squeal like you’re branding him every time you try to warm your hands against his overly warm skin too?

False advertising! Photoshop takes significantly more than 3 minutes to do anything, including open.

Ooh the humanatee!
That is the cutest ocean cuddle puddle I’ve ever seen!

Kevin, make it with a can of coconut milk instead if you really want a kick in the (mouth) pants.

I guess I’d like to stay at Hotel WishfulThinking (which is part of the Hilton family, right?? -sob-)

That got dark quick.

That’s what light cotton summer blankets are for. Sheets suck at sweat wicking.
#Blanket4Lyfe #SheetFail

Getting to sleep is all about wiggling until the most comfortable position (MCP) is achieved. Sheets just get in the way, they’re always cold and somewhat clammy feeling, and they actively slide the blanket around so it doesn’t stay on you. Sheets are the anti-snuggle.

Hotel bed-making...those damn corners! Just a…

Sure let’s go with that answer until the statute of limitations runs out on what I was really doing.

Interesting, and you have a good point about price investment. I worked in hardware/software repair and I noticed that the average person tends to go with less expensive PCs for their needs simply because Macs don’t come in less expensive forms, but when comparing (and complaining) price and internal direct spec…

I agree. There are legitimate reasons to purchase each system and drawbacks for both depending on user skill and purpose.

This could be a natural segway to a new Naked and Afraid spin-off.

What is the foam made up of? The byproducts of fish sexy times and poo?

Haven’t you seen the lie that is “flesh” color? That looks like none of the flesh I’ve eaten!

I ended up accidentally hacking my childhood Furby after one of my jerk friends gave it orange juice to drink.

#WayTooManyWhiteFolks
#Bey4President2020

That costume was designed and renamed Sexy 60's Activist minutes after that performance I’m afraid.

So an African American saying “Negro” is somehow a slur against the sensibilities of white folks now?

Didn’t that SuperBowl other player do something like that and get into a moderate amount of trouble for not wanting to give media soundbites to use out of context? Marshawn Lynch I believe.