There’s catharsis to be had in seeing Piper, who stands for every latte-sipping, cashier-abusing entitled white woman alive experience the indignity of not being on top of the heap.

Wearing spiked leather bracelets used to help me claim my armrest right quick. Manspread? Took off my spiked collar and snapped it into my thigh. If he spikes himself invading Foxbitten territory, it’s his own damn fault.

I’m a girl and my thighs are wider at the top than by the knee, so I spread my legs when I sit for sheer comfort. Thigh squish is lame.

Ah, those people. Always seem to be crusty middle-aged business men for me. Scrunch your face at me all you like. I’d be willing to bet money that of the two of us I’ve showered more recently and smell nicer than you in your 3-days-in-a-row musty ass polyester off the rack crapsuit.

It’s a colloquialism meaning we have been expressing ourselves and fighting for justice ourselves this whole time.

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This guy sure didn’t seem too worried. Quite the change from lolz to...

The world is (finally!) slowly and begrudgingly changing to consider Blacks people, to the point of not sheltering white racists in positions of authority from consequences. How GLORIOUS it is, as we haul these knuckle-dragging reprobates kicking and screaming out of white privilege’s protectively obfuscating shadow…

I don’t get that. Plump men are adorable and cuddly.
And if it matters enough and he has a sweet face, an annoying life fact is that men lose weight SO. DAMN. EASILY.

Some 26-year-old chucklefuck called me a cougar when I was 29.

I think there’s some sort of stigma for straight guys in asking their friend to take a picture of them. Which is stupid, because what kind of friend would not want to help you attract the ladies? Bathroom shots = ashamed of online dating or no friends, usually a combo of the two.

Extra bonus fail points if the bathroom is grossly unclean.

TELL ME you use chorizo?

I’m living proof that this isn’t always the case, at least in Chicago.
Fat as a house, got plenty of replies on OKC.

A lot of men seem really concerned over having their injured bodies carried away. Someone was talking about the shooting accuracy of women being slightly higher, so maybe all these terrified men won’t be getting shot nearly as much because their female counterparts will be extra accurate with their cover fire.

Ew, your google fu is *not* strong. Had to drop first link, really?

I have bad news for you. Chicago shut a lot of those guys down in their bid to make Chicago even more hostile to small businesses. The tamale sellers are more surreptitious now, selling out of their trunks.

Or if that’s too much effort then we can always move to a Stand Your Ground state and shoot anyone who looks at you wrong. ‘Merica.

Shit like this makes me miss the dictators of my home country.

He never will, because in this country he can serve up whatever jellied horseshit tantrum opinion he wants with impunity and shoot you if you disagree.