I think there’s some sort of stigma for straight guys in asking their friend to take a picture of them. Which is stupid, because what kind of friend would not want to help you attract the ladies? Bathroom shots = ashamed of online dating or no friends, usually a combo of the two.

Extra bonus fail points if the bathroom is grossly unclean.

TELL ME you use chorizo?

I’m living proof that this isn’t always the case, at least in Chicago.
Fat as a house, got plenty of replies on OKC.

He’s from the western suburbs of Chicago. I have no explanation for how Zero bars and Mallow Cups got to him there.

Harbinger here. I thought Crystal Pepsi was the waaaave of the future.

Walmart has them periodically, just FYI. My husband used to eat them on road trips as a kid, so it’s his holiday treat of choice.

Wow people really piled in to correct that spelling error. Glad our priorities are in order.

Are you going to spam this on every article though?

A lot of men seem really concerned over having their injured bodies carried away. Someone was talking about the shooting accuracy of women being slightly higher, so maybe all these terrified men won’t be getting shot nearly as much because their female counterparts will be extra accurate with their cover fire.

Ew, your google fu is *not* strong. Had to drop first link, really?

And then we import snakes to kill the lizards and gorillas to kill the snakes, and the gorillas die in winter, right?

I think it’s more like that time you found your neighbor’s wallet in the pocket of your great-great grandfather’s pants which he originally stole from a house he was squatting in.

I have bad news for you. Chicago shut a lot of those guys down in their bid to make Chicago even more hostile to small businesses. The tamale sellers are more surreptitious now, selling out of their trunks.

Or if that’s too much effort then we can always move to a Stand Your Ground state and shoot anyone who looks at you wrong. ‘Merica.

Shit like this makes me miss the dictators of my home country.

He never will, because in this country he can serve up whatever jellied horseshit tantrum opinion he wants with impunity and shoot you if you disagree.

We’re buying some SAXAPHONES BABY!

On the plus side, my students hustled like mad champs and raised an additional $500 to benefit underprivileged kids in the arts whose school budgets were slashed this year thanks to the Illinois state budget being an irresponsible trainwreck, so go young ingenuity!

This week has been non-stop racist relatives and acquaintances crawling out of the woodwork to absolutely shatter my faith in humanity using invective-filled rants on topics ranging from unborn babies to refugees vs veterans.