So deeply depressing. I need a drink, and to hug some Yoshis.

Saganaki is a crisped square of cheese delivered on fire, not a puddle.

So much humor is lost to the ages now that elderly conservative family members have invaded Facebook.

May the Xanax be with you.

Congenital beverage generalists - the next great culling.

Maybe it harkens back to some subconscious safety mechanism in their reptilian brain that spies a hot mess and says “other people have been here. Here is safe. Go here for eats.”

From the promptness of the answer, it’s pretty clear that this was not the first time someone had ordered a grilled cheese without the bread.

People have been brainwashed by the corporate big box strategy of loss leaders to believe that everyone practically gives away products to get you hooked.

Somebody’s bitter that their family failed at scamming for a free dinner.

That sounds horribly bland.

Can you do a Groupons Make Monsters segment some time? I have several horror stories from that theme.

It probably had visible wires from battery to click face. That’s the only thing I can think of that is “like a movie bomb.”

Nope, but I’m pretty sure we were drunk enough to do it for him.

I failed to make it salty enough to read as clear sarcasm, my apologies as well.

That’s because Harry Potter fans believe in fighting evil and righting wrongs. Twilight fans believe in stalking, seducing, and impregnating suicidal teenagers.

Can your lead singer be named Tiffany GlitteRazor?

So wait, you actually like Skyline Chili then? Wut?

See above comments involving sarcasm and raccoons. =P

It’s cinnamon chili. Made of raccoon anus.

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I forgot that sarcasm doesn’t translate well on the internet.