Am I alone in throwing shade whenever someone tries to call themselves a good Christian? Saying that automatically makes me supect the are trying to justify some awful behavior because God.

Thanks for popping by to mansplain this whole disrespect for women thing away as a lack of humor for us, and extra points for letting us know what a nice guy you are. What size fedora can I put you down for?

They’ll just double down on retail workers. Abusing service industry people is the only power these gafflebrooking bungwaffles have felt in a long time.

...wow. People can be utter garbage. I’m so sorry.

I read a similar thing with a background attached:
In early English tea gardens, seating was apparently often far from the heating element. To get piping hot water served with their tea, peopl could plunk down coins to have the server go the extra mile and run the hot water out to them. Everyone else got service…

Professional Phillistine here. I know I should feel shame, but...filets taste just as good at medium well.

My mother and I walked out of Lost in Translation. We were both so bored and unamused by the movie that we had a very juvenile popcorn fight first before leaving.

I’m just not a send-it-back person, even if my order is wrong. I tend to just eat whatever I’m given because I’m grateful I didn’t have to make it myself. There’s been only one time I can think of that I sent something back, a Mediterranean tuna sandwich that just tasted god awful and rancid after one bite. I spit out…

Is there a nice way to tell someone they’re probably being unconscionably cruel to a captive animal by roasting them to death in their car while they chow down on cheap crappy cuts of meat?

That is legit the only reason besides geological ones to travel with a bag of rocks. Your brother is really cool, and you probably are too. Thanks for sharing it! <3

I remember a funny incident from early 2009 involving a crotchity woman who dragged a rolling carry-on bag onto the plane that she couldn’t lift herself, so she demanded a stewardess stow for her. The stewardess curtly told her it wasn’t her job to be hoisting people’s stuff for them, so the woman had a tantrum and…

How dare birds poop! On *my* property no less! Don’t they know who I am?

I’d pay more if they made and guaranteed bigger seats. Otherwise, passing on the cost-per-pound pricing scheme.

Go home Nomi, you’re drunk.

Ah, the self-tasked editors of the world. I used to invite the worst of those people to come down to the production office for a friendly debate, but leave a sock puppet for them to yell and foam at sitting at my desk instead.

Is it really as much of a cover up as you make it out to be when Jezebel links to multiple different accounts of what happened? Jezebel highlighted what I was also highlighted, the overarching theme of how the same sort of violence and police overreach that led to the Ferguson protests happened on the anniversary of…

Well said and spot-on, IMO. Cops have an incredibly hard job to do and are tasked with a great amount of responsibility. There’s got to be a way to develop an aptitude test to help weed out some of the problem aggro types.

Looking at that fabric makes me want to learn to sew so bad!

Seriously, the last wedding I went to could have used 100% more bling and choreographed dancing.

Kisses indicates a 90% chance of consensual sex now?
My Grandma is gonna be pumped at all the play she’s getting thrown.