What’s the medical terminology for handcuffing someone after they’ve been incapacitated and leaving them to bleed out in the street? Asking for a friend.

I pictured you turning into a giant Simpsons-style city dome before I realized you meant it as a Hulk reference. XD

She may be protecting cops but she was still technically a physical barrier between their weapons and the protestors. Any port in a storm.

Here’s what I want to see happen if this continues to blow up. Politicians, lawmakers, judges and commissioners going down to join the protests in plain clothes, no security escort, and being among the people when the police flip their attack switch. Let them get arrested along with the rest of the protestors and…

Which is pretty ridiculous in its own right. How are they going to ask someone for ID and then shoot them for pulling out their wallet?

Has it always been available? Dismiss is amazingly useful for topics like this. Trolls just seem to ooze out of the woodworks when anyone but white people get discussed.

That would require human empathy for females, who don’t have dicks.

It’s a little disturbing that you’re qualifying this at all.

Yeah, he managed not to screw it up the parenting one time. Almost makes up for trying to sell me into marriage at 14, y’know?

It’s cool. There’s always at least one dude who always wanted to be a cop and/or who has a cop relative who genuinely believes cops can do no wrong.

So on the one-year anniversary of Michael Brown’s death, the Ferguson cops shoot someone, leave them bleeding in the street, then clash with protestors and arrest people for filming them.

I was in a foreign country where I didn’t speak the language and the men were hostile to women, so I made my dad go out and buy me tampons for my first period.

Shame-cravings be damned, I would *love* to have one of these bucket printers. It’s super weird!

That’s damn artisanal of them.

...”what makes America think Trump won’t viciously assault the country ion the same manner?”

Why not just call them Southern Baconists? PRAAAAISE BACON!

At a certain saturation point your body just passes extra fat right out without absorbing it, right? And coffee makes you go #2 anyway, so can we all assume he shit himself thin?

The close-ups reaaaaally make the onions look like earthworms though. Delicious earthworms.

Extra points for the use of “jaunty.” That’s just not a word we get to see often enough.

I witnessed a vegetarian/pescatarian discussion over an after-church family brunch between several teenagers that degraded into a joke about being a “pussytarian” which prompted the joker’s 6-year-old sister to immediately start shrieking “I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY PUSSY” at the top of her lungs in defense of…