I recently went to see my little niece in a concert and my sister and I were the only two people actually watching the show and not filming it. What a great piece- Jill Friedman is so gifted.

Are you just pretending to be clueless about this? The reasons are blatantly obvious.

I am embarrassed for all of these people.

Oh c’mon. Yes, of course it’s lucky to be born into money, but there are millions of people who became successful because they are smart and work hard.

IDEA! They should let Venus Williams design the team outfits.

I think I’m most offended by the stupid fucking giant horse on the polo logo. It looks like a tacky advertisement for Ralph Lauren.

I think you are confusing Jehovah’s Witnesses with Christian Scientists.

Or maybe the person watched Law & Order once or twice. It’s quite a stretch to think that someone misdirecting the police is “in the same league of serial killers”.

Very clumsy misdirection.

Huh, then I wonder why everyone in my office is so excited for Sunday.

Quid pro quo - I’ll follow Jez on instagram if Jez follows me here.

I can’t believe you compared this to Julia Robert’s dick move. That was NOT satisfyingly shady - it was pathetic and showed the world what a horrendous person she really is.

He created those cliches you dumbass.

He was ridiculously down-to-earth the few times I met him. So nice (I mean Billy Joel, I’ve never met Prince!)

How long ago was it? It look like she still has her first butt in the video.

I love this! My mom got a similar “thanks for being nice” from Billy Joel after he became famous. He was a dork in HS and my mom was popular - they lived on the same block and she always invited him to her parties and he never forgot it. They kept in touch for a surprisingly long time (my sister stole his toothbrush…

And the Zika virus!

Hell no! She was way too into causing drama. I friendship-divorced her when she started cheating in med school. It was just the final straw that made me realize she was not the type of person I wanted to know.

I have (had) that friend! She truly thought weed was as bad as heroin but she easily downed a full bottle of wine every single night and then loved to pick fights with people. She was such a mean drunk. Then she started dating a guy whose grand plan in life is to be the governor of Connecticut and he told her that he…

It was 10 years ago. I have a feeling that I just don’t have stable vision and that I’d be in the same boat if I had LASIK instead. But it’s ok - I was so blind before that I couldn’t function without contacts but now I’m about 20/40 or a little bit worse (I was 20/20 after the surgery). Which is a world of difference…