Monsieur Duck Orange Glaze

fowlcondiment

6/12/19

Dude, look at you patrolling the board like some kind of cop.

6/12/19

cgo, I have to go to sleep now.

6/12/19

This is upsetting. I am out here laying out my heart and soul and passion and I get immediately fingered for some kind of internet crime.

6/12/19

I am not Tomatoface.

6/12/19

Sorry for being unkind.

6/12/19

WAKE. THE FUCK. UP.

6/12/19

YAY HILLARY FOR WINNING THE POPULAR VOTE.

6/12/19

It’s a huge FAKE story brought to you by the same people who lied us into a war in Iraq.

6/12/19

European vacation? pfftt...

6/12/19

6/12/19

(Sorry, I kind of went full Dreaded Rear Admiral there with the angry rhetoric. I’m just very passionate about America. You understand. I think.)

6/12/19

Sadly, it looks like you didn’t learn your lesson last time.

6/12/19

This kind of shit is why we can’t fuck this thing up again.

6/12/19

Wait. Did he dismiss your comment?

6/12/19

That kind of angry rhetoric is not constructive with your allies, Mr. Dreaded Rear Admiral.

6/12/19

The key is to just wear a pair of sweats over the tights. This hides that disgusting man bulge.

6/12/19

richard I’m sorry that that Admiral guy is telling you to shoot yourself in the head.

6/12/19

I am trying to persuade him but he is a very stubborn nut to crack.

6/12/19

I am trying to persuade him but he is a very stubborn nut to crack.

6/12/19

Which is why I want to see a Bernie Sanders Tulsi Gabbard ticket.