That probably should have only been a double, but once the baking soda came into play, there was an extra base.

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.

i’m broke too...i should head over there so we can all comiskerate.

Orange snow fence + wiffle ball = problem solved

Do they only play 7 in high A?

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Oh please. The Midwest has Chicago, which has the best pizza, thin or otherwise. I still haven’t had a slice in Manhattan or Brooklyn that wasn’t limp, greasy, and undercooked.

Good for Death. He needs a side-project.

That seems weird. Weekends are prime selling time.

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”

The only way I’m watching an all star game is if it’s cross sport. I want to see basketball players playing hockey, football players playing baseball, hockey players playing chess, etc.

Shown: Donald Trump doing the same thing.

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

Why did a trash can magically appear next to that white guy?

As a current Mustang driver I’m really getting tired of the “Mustangs always wreck when leaving car shows” thing. It’s gotten really old.

Worst governor in America? LePage, Snyder, Scott and Walker give him a run for his money, but I think there’s no one more transparently corrupt and completely out of his depth as Christie.

I know it won’t last but the Brewers are 5.5 games up on both the Cubs and Cards at the All-Star Break, in a rebuilding year. This is kinda fun.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

She definitely is hauling ass for there to be a caution out.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.