I am starting to think that LeMons is for crazy costumes and silly cars, Chumpcar is for racing

Might wanna check the last few lines of the post, buddy. (Admittedly, I failed to include any made-up dialogue between Bell and his pitcher. Very sorry if you felt put out by having to imagine that yourself.)

As you mentioned, they do it because the series is called “The Trans Am Series presented by Pirelli”, not because they’re trying to plug Pirelli. I really doubt Pirelli is excited about being involved in a statement about a racer’s death.

I’m not going to lie, Jalopnik membership not withstanding, I would rather an amateur auto shop than nosy religious zealot assholes any day. It really doesn’t matter what you are into, those are the kinds of people that make neighborhoods awful and negatively impact property values long-term.

Community typically grows…

“No, no, no — you need to buy a wax made from the skin secretions of the Mongolian Yak. They can only be harvested 3 days a year and the entire species is heavily guarded by invading Kazakstani warlords, so a lot of bribes have to be paid to get it here. People are killed to bring the product over, but at just…

“No, no, no — you need to buy a wax made from the skin secretions of the Mongolian Yak. They can only be harvested 3…

LeBron James will never be as successful as Michael Jordan.

Don’t all cars’ sales plateau after a few years when supply naturally catches up with demand? Can we see Tesla’s data compared to existing car makers? Is the BMW 7 Series still increasing sales year-over-year or have sales of that plateaued? And, if so, is that a bad sign for the car maker?

Part of the issue with brick and mortar auto parts stores is that they often don’t seem to know any more than I do. You used to go in there and get someone quite knowledgeable that would actually help you out. Now they seem all but useless so I might as well use Rock Auto.

I’d settle just for the reaction times and physical fitness to effectively race one of these.

They literally have beach police who will come around who will stop you if your hole gets to any decent size and they will fill in your hole.

This country is as divided as it’s ever been, excluding all those other years where there was actual Civil War and National Guard troops having to enforce integration decrees and nationwide rioting after the assassination of major public figures and Tories against Rebels and that time they ran in Army tanks to bust up…

Two questions:

I believe the new appropriate response is “I was scared for my life!!!!”

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

We’re all watching a predator at work.

Pretty sure “fucking” is one of the seven words you can’t use to describe the FCC.

Keep Austin? Weird.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

As a late luncher, it’s not about being too busy, it’s about hating other people.

“you look like you’ve fallen over in the playground”