He’s literally right there. The one in the middle with the Rams uniform on. You’re welcome.

Now the Rams fanbase can kick in on a GoFundMe campaign to reimburse Robey-Coleman for his $26,739 fine. Unfortunately, that’s gonna work out to about to $8,900 per person... 

Really good college sports fans can be a fucking delight—you have to be some combination of funny, smart or original.  She’s just a nuisance that’s none of those things.

Ah yes, I’m here 45 minutes after your post hit the web and I’m not at all surprised at the commentariat’s general grumpiness. ‘Waaahhhh it looks like the turd I just pooped whilst on my bathroom break’ and the like.

No shrieks in the Champaign Room?  

Here come all the people that weren’t going to buy one anayway proclaiming that they aren’t going to buy one.

“Am I missing something? I don’t understand. Is there something that I have missed here? Is there something that I have failed to comprehend?”

Lad-di-dah fancy Bai View boi

And yes, I am drinking a Miller Genuine Draft

Let me speak for all Milwaukee dirtbags when I say I like the part where he hit the guy.

The man on the left was ordered to pay $84.5 million dollars to business partners he defrauded

EvenBaggierTrousers7? Rick is that you?

David, I expect better. This is cleared JNCO sponsored content disguised as “regular” content, and I resent you not tagging it as such.

This was very, very good, and we need to have a Jalopnik takeover of the Funbag on a more regular basis.

In comic sans too.

McCaw is going to be stunned to see a 2 year, $5 million offer from the Cavaliers, I’m sure. 

If he didn’t kill anyone, then why did he give that quote?

Oh yeah? Let’s see YOU kick in the NFL, smart Internet guy!

Stop that.

Stop that.

I don’t know. I think I can get behind Carrie’s self-absorbed, alternate reality. In that world, where women are concerned with nothing more than building-up other women, I’m guessing we have someone else in the Oval Office.