I believe you’re referring to the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator, NOT a laser...

I crossed the rice mob once. Got mixed up in a turf war between “Uncle” Ben and the Roni family.

Laser? What laser?

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

No problem with it for me. Some band’s formations only go to X. Theirs go to XI

When the hell is PPB getting in the Hall of Fame, by the way?!!? I refuse to let that flame die.

“To Fred Smoot: The greatest two way player in the league”

They’d deserve a major league award if it was a Harambe joke, since they bought it last year.

"The Deadspin Brick" should be the name for Piggy Poop Balls massive poop on his balls.

Carved on that brick:

Everything is wrong with Pearl Jam.

Two things I likewise would not want to be identified as: Cubs fan, Pearl Jam enthusiast.

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

Wonder who he learned that trick from?

There might not be a reason to equate other countries’ anthems with their militaries (I’m not sure, because I don’t know the histories of any anthems other than ours), but The Star-Spangled Banner has always been pretty closely tied to our military. The lyrics were written after the author witnessed an important…

“Hey, Tony, what’s different about this prot- ah, okay, I see.”

Evans: Really, not a single strawberry? Not even in a jam?

Tom Brady wants to live like common people
He wants to do whatever common people do
He wants to eat with common people
Eat strawberries with common people like you
Well, what else could I do?
I said, “I’ll see what I can do.”