Then I bought a set of Blizzaks, and it was a slap in the face. Necessary? Maybe not. Safer and a ton more predictable? No brainer.

Tire swaps are truly Herculean tasks. Doing that twice a year? Unthinkable.

They might...

If I was on that crew I would say that the game was over and the team that schmuck was on had forfeited.

Unpopular opinion: this is far and away the ugliest M3 ever produced. The whole car just looks... cheap to me. It always has. Like you could rip all the trim off with a pair of pliers. Even as a guy who can appreciate 90s car design, I have never understood this vehicle’s appeal.

I am insulted.

DONK DONK

He took it to a BMW dealership, they took one good look at it and said “Yep, that there is a BMW.”

This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.”

Oh, I get it. Because 8/24 was the best he ever shot in a game.

Beaten only by the occasional sports car that gets stuffed on the drive home from the dealership.

This Tundra did 1,000,000 miles in less than 10 years so it might be the fastest vehicle in the world!

Optimistically you are looking at a couple hundred dollars from insurance.

Did you missed the part where he said he is going to change the whole harness ??

Start here.

If only he had a trailer to screen the cars from public view.

This won’t work. All the #stancenation #driftlyfe kidz will just think it’s finally their opportunity to prove that they’ve got the same skillz as Takumi.

Sports dadding has improved considerably since the introduction of body-cams.

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…