I’m officially calling bullshit on this video. We’ve all been pranked. Let me show you by who (he’s in the video):

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

Um, no she didn’t. Did you just want to use this meme?

Yet when I celebrate my ridiculous record breaking BM in an Olympic swimming pool I’m asked to leave.

IPC officials became suspicious when they saw a Russian athlete had a big leg up in the wheelchair race.

No.

Is there a brand of Greek yogurt without that disgusting chalky taste to it?

Will Garth ever get his Sports Illustrated football phone?..... err.... the boot. How big is the boot.?

YOU’VE

“She came to the London Olympics when she was fifteen years old. She left an Olympic champion. As she arrives in Rio, Katie Ledecky is considered one of the most dominant swimmers in the world.”

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Hence the reason for gap insurance

Which makes me wonder why they spend 90% of the memo talking about closing or tapping the hydrants illegally.

Anything with a stick shift is fun.

Indeed. With all the shit you can taunt Hope Solo with (and there’s plenty) they picked the one thing that actually reflects poorly on them.

Are they going to yell POOOOOOOOP during the open water events?

It sure says a lot that despite the fact that her cousin murdered his dad with a light saber, she’s still regarded as the biggest asshole in the entire family.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

Maybe his hair was so long before because he was insecure about his ears being on the top of his head instead of on the sides.