“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Someone didn’t click the “Meh.” link.

Wait a minute, fans in Philadelphia can get EJECTED?? I’m pretty sure I watched someone murder a guy at the Linc last year and the ushers just told him to tone it down a bit.

This fan needs to remember what happened the last time a gorilla in Cincinnati didn’t respect its enclosure.

This guy is normal?

During my job interview, my boss asked me if I had experience using Excel. I told him that I excelled in it and got a little chuckle out of him. I have no clue what the fuck I’m doing on Excel, but no one has noticed for 8 years.

The President is a serial killer who butchers people and eats them

Amen. No self-respecting Knicks player or fan will ever be a Mourning person.

Wow! That went faster than his CNBC talk show!

Clearly not a fan of his teammates having a ball.

There’s always highlight truthers

For those of you whining about a Ferrari engine in a Toyota and how X engine would be better... Just enjoy the fact that you haven’t seen this done before. Cars would be so boring if the same thing was done over and over and over.

Oh that’s easy, just get rid of the front brakes. Done.

So can literally anyone else. That’s not the point.

But twenty years later, which would you rather have: Some batting gloves or a story about the time you got burned by a major leaguer?

Roberto Cemente

I assumed the kid in question was Zack Hample.

The replies I got support that point. Don’t worry, no animosity from me

It’s a part of Brooklyn Nine-Nine near one of the bridges across the river from Friends. New-Yorkers like to pretend that their little neighborhoods and stuff are special and deserving of their own names but ultimately the rest of us just associate the boroughs by what sitcoms have happened in them. Aside from Friends…

It’s what you’ll have to take to get from williamsburg to midtown for 18 months.