“We understood their one-dimensional offense. We successfully gameplanned for it. If you want to celebrate them despite their terrible offensive performance, than do so, but we declare that we figured out their offense and effectively stopped it.”

Which they did, but then the defense scored three touchdowns and the…

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

How often do you have a scenario where a Crying Jordan actually represents Michael Jordan and the possibility of him crying?

1) Joke about WNBA being unpopular
2) Joke about how there are so many ESPNs
3) Joke is an overused reference to a movie from more than five years ago

Congrats, you are now a drive-time sports radio host. Please pick up your bottle of spray tanner and wrap-around sunglasses at the front desk.

Beats the balls out of some of the clickbait crap they’ve been dishing here out lately. At least this anon actually wrote someting other than a headline and actually tried to make what he/she considered a thoughtful point

You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

Look at all of those empties on the ground! She’s like the Patrick Kane of the over 70 set.

This man won a Stanley Cup. Phil is not just cool. Phil is a goddamn hero

Who cares what people do with the piles of plastic and metal and rubber they decided to turn their money into?

“No whey!”

Nissan should bring back that dash

SAM BRADFORD PLAYS ULTIMATE FRISBEE?

Not if you stance it like that.

Little league style would have been 4 consecutive 1 base errors.

Great, now there's a crack in it.

Personally I don’t think “treat your most enthusiastic customers like crap until they actually take delivery of the car” is a great customer service policy.

Agreed. I also have a theory that people who don’t drink before they are 21 never learn to drink shitty beer. Like, do I actively seek out Busch Light? No, but it tastes like memories and I still enjoy them on the beach or outside doing something because it's basically a water substitute. Adults who didn’t binge drink…

Pale Ales are far too heavy for ninth and tenth graders. A kid needs about a year of drinking before able to properly handle the heavier beers (which in my day, was Mickey’s).

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