Damn, glad she’s your ex because nobody deserves to be yelled at over a rental car on a fucking vacation. Sheesh.

Aww hex, I’m #008000 with envy that I didn’t think of it first.

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Saying a Prius C is a bad car after solely driving it on the highway is a bit odd. I am not sure exactly what the “C” stands for, but possibly compact or city. So using it in a way that I don’t think it was really intended and saying it was bad seems odd.

Damn dude. Can you hear us from back in 1999?

Dude... Just watch the video and lighten up.

People have spent the greater parts of human history taking shit that isn’t theirs. Sometimes because they need it to get by. Sometimes just to sow discord, but mostly because they want it. Attributing the thefts to a class inequality just excuses one basic, human failing with another.

Individual pirates in Somalia…

This is why I was clear to refer to “mass produced” in my post.

This stupid thing:

Cool story bro

Why do so many people waste time telling others what they don’t need? He doesn’t *need* a Mercedes, certainly not one as heavy as the S class. Arguably, a Toyota Avalon could capably accomplish his commute. He wants AWD and power and so on... He’s paying, so it’s his choice. He stated his criteria, and that’s that.

Are you That Guy™ that Tom mentioned?

We get it dude, you drive a Prius.

Counterpoint: it’s acceptable when you’re actually talking about technical stuff where this info matters. But nine times out of ten, when I encounter someone who speaks in engine, chassis, and option codes, they’re doing so not to be specific, but to show off that they can be. It’s particularly annoying when someone…

A-fucking-men. BMW owners especially.

I can’t stand it when people refer to their car by internal chassis code, their engine by its code, and so on.

Indeed. Driving dynamics is not apparent in your typical 5 minute (if that) dealer test drive. It is also not apparent when you’re stuck in traffic most of the time. It not even apparent through the typical American interstate on/off ramp. It is most apparently on a twisty country road. How many American consumers…

Don’t forget we are STILL feeling the effects of Cash for Clunkers, which demolished the used car market.

when you’re stuck in stop and go traffic every day for an hour (ie. most people) - the “perceived” handling differences are moot. Really all you want is a comfortable interior, some extra hp for passing power, a good infotainment system and good sound deadening. I continue to roll my eyes at some of the “handling”…

The only thing to like about the new X4 is that it’s slightly less visually offensive than the last model year.