You don’t seem to understand ‘investing’ or ‘opportunity cost’

As someone who lived and drove in Europe for a couple years it amuses me to see Americans Romanticize tiny European city cars. I assure you that the Up is cramped, slow, and generally unpleasant to drive on a daily basis, while it’s chief offering of being able to park in on narrow city streets is all but useless in…

And then what happened? YOU FUCKING FLEW ACROSS THE OCEAN TO HAWAII!!! The horror!!!!

You don’t know the way to your own job?

Here at jalopnik we don’t care what you want, but we know what you need.

The Cardinals losing is sports and news. Not sure what your complaint is.

If you watch the NFL films recap with interviews from the producers and coordinators of the show, they were worried about Prince and the rain. They called him earlier in the day and said “It’s supposed to rain, will you be OK?” And he responded “Can you make it rain harder?” He knew it would be special.

The dog was relieved that it was only a spring training game. Besides, it had been 13 years since going to a Phillies game meant a trip to the Vet.

Looks like the bandwagon evacuation plan was enacted.

Vin Scully.

Pat Haden needs to be fired.