More expository writing, less descriptive writing. That’s all we ask.

They don’t edit SHIT, let’s be real. Hitting “publish” seems to be the extent of it.

There’s a fallacy built into this: If people my age—a generation whose range is undefined by the writer, but presumably (and in practice within this species of trend piece) finds its perfect exemplar in a technically proficient mid-20s person like me—are so intellectually helpless, how would we even know how to…

THIS THIS THIS.

It wasn’t Jia, thankfully. But someone is to blame for posting this.

Please know that I am unable to stop myself from doing this because of my job. Here goes:

Earlier this evening, I read an article about how it’s awful to work with people my age, because we’re… something. It was unclear

If you were talking about the spanking piece, then yes. That was a fantastic piece of journalism. This? I dunno ‘cause I didn’t make it past the masturbation reference.

I got through 2 paragraphs before my eyes crossed.

Glad I’m not alone.

I know yesterday I said I wanted more long prose articles but maybe I misspoke...

I know these letters and most of the words, but I can’t tell what they are trying to say.

Or when she called the couple Arab, then subsequently Asian. lol

I want a biopic starring Parker Posey.

This is actually really depressing. We’re finally watching the OJ thing on FX and my first thought seeing her pining for the cake was Marcia Clark and all the abuse she got for her clothes/hair/being a woman. :/

I understand that many responsibilities in “real life jobs” require some collaboration with others. But the problem with everyone being graded the same is that circumstances can be so different. One person might be on a scholarship and NEED to do well to keep it and another might not care if they flunk the course. If…

I understand why they are assigned, but I still despise them with all of my being. Even if they do teach you about the real world, that part of the real world sucks and will never get better no matter how many times you have to work as a group.

That you can simultaneously love someone very much and need them out of your life for your own sanity.