Perfect pun.

What a pain in the asp 🤔

I think you’re confusing Marc Anthony with some random Instagram “quote” person. I don’t think her quote is from J-Lo’s baby daddy.

To all your questions - I seriously doubt it. The review mentions her possibly being a ‘sociopath,’ so I’m thinking the writers used that as an out so they wouldn’t have to depict what an actual woman would struggle with. Sounds like she’s cold, powerful, and uber sexual (but probably not in a realistic way. Meaning…

I’m killing myself laughing. When it gets to the paint and the close up of the snail trail. How will anything else ever be this funny?

YES!!

Jesus Christ, Randi, did you have to do it to us again?

Why would you do this to me?

omg when he’s “jamming” in the car

what did I just watch

Did you see this?

I think we’ve all come to realize that some people really, really, really want to be offended. Constantly.

Thank you for pointing this out. I was disappointed that Jezebel didn’t mention that ad in their article. I shouldn’t be surprised by that, though.

don’t fucking say anything if you don’t have anything to fucking say.

I feel like citing Hannah Arendt in support of your harassment campaign should qualify as gross misconduct. Odds of ol Hannah backing dude’s play? Zero!

“He responded by saying that philosophers Hannah Arendt and Martin Heidegger had had a career-long love affair, and that “if done right, professor and student relationships are supposed to [be] intimate,” according to the complaint.”

Oh, my gawd...

So now men can’t even rape when they’ve spent the time and money to get advanced degrees and become professors?

Hi, my name’s Jonathan Franzen and I really don’t see what the uproar is all about.